May 19, 2013
by Christopher Parker (@wheresbossman)

[RESULTS] Jamie Mitchell Victorious In The Battle Of The Thames

Battle of the Thames 2013
Saturday’s Battle of the Thames race (aka 100+ Hungry Locals Chase Jamie Mitchell Up And Down The River) was a great event. I turned up in the UK with no idea what to expect, so to see over one hundred eager paddlers on the start line was very impressive. London isn’t exactly the first place that comes to mind when you think SUP racing, but we don’t even get those kind of numbers in Australia…

Despite the forecast of rain, it turned out to be a pretty decent day. Perfect temperature for paddling (so long as you were wearing booties – the water was cooold) which probably helped boost the numbers. Though the presence of 10x World Champ Jamie Mitchell, who is touring the UK this week, can’t have hurt either.

I got my hands on a 14′ Starboard at the last minute and had about 5 minutes pre-race to get used to it. I was so focused on figuring out the intricacies of the boards that I almost missed the start, having to find a spot right on the edge at the last moment. I thought I’d be boxed in against the wall, but that actually gave me plenty of free room as all the elite guys were bunched together in the middle of the river.

Paul Simmons shot off like a rocket as soon as the gun went, as you can see from pic above, and held onto the lead for at least the first mile, before Jamie hit another gear and took off on his own mid-way through the first of three laps.

After falling off in the first 100 metres and getting stuck in the pack, Ryan James began motoring his way through the field and was in third after the first mile. Ryan famously stuck with Bart de Zwart for 220km in the 2011 SUP 11 City Tour, so if he had’ve gotten a better start and been able to sit behind Jamie, it may have been a different race.

I was paddling with Mark Slater for most of the day as we took turns drafting off each other. That was partly to try and catch back up to third, partly to save ourselves from hitting the wall. We were never going to catch the lead guys though, as Jamie, Paul and Ryan gradually extended their leads. Ryan eventually overtook Paul and worked hard to try and catch Jamie, while back in the field most of us were grinding it out and playing defence.

The great thing about flat water racing is the strategy and tactics, especially when it comes to wash riding (aka drafting). Straight off the line it’s a battle royale to try and get into a good position. You want to be in the lead pack after the first 500 metres otherwise your chances of winning are over.

There’s also no short, sharp bursts of power like in BoP or downwind events, it’s just a long, continuous grind. Combine that with the wash riding tactics and it essentially becomes a mental race rather than a physical one.

So for mile after mile we duked it out. The course, set by Race Director (and our resident agent provocateur) Steve West followed a 3.3 mile loop, which mixed things up with plenty of buoy turns and also gave everyone a chance to survey the rest of the field, as we paddled up and down the river.

After sparring with each other for a good six or seven miles, I started hitting the wall on the final lap and Mark took off to cement fourth place. I thought I was pretty safe in fifth, with the next chase group of three guys a long way back with only a few miles to go. But then I felt myself getting slower and slower, and despite my best efforts couldn’t seem to find my rhythm.

I was done for.

I imagine it’s the same feeling those “escapists” in the Tour de France get. They sprint off early and try to hold off the peleton all day, only to often be inevitably, frustratingly reeled in right before the line.

Of course I’d never been in the lead, so it’s not a perfect metaphor. But still, as I looked over my shoulder every 30 seconds to see Pete Kosinski, Pete Holliday and Ollie Shilston motoring towards me in the chase group, I couldn’t help but think about those lonely cyclists struggling up the mountain, looking back, seeing the group gaining ground and just knowing they’re about to be swallowed up.

I was having a mental battle: Do I try and grind it out and stay in front of these guys, or slow right down and take a breather, then hop on their tails and cruise home. In the end I went with the latter, as I was about to be caught anyway. I literally stopped paddling, took a drink, stretched a little and then let Pete paddle up past me.

Fortunately the Irish young gun (he’s only 16 years old and paddles 75kms per week by himself back home) made a break from Pete Holliday and Ollie Shilston right before the trio caught me, allowing me to hop on his tail and get a free ride home in 6th place.

I crossed the line exhausted, both mentally and physically, but satisfied with what was a super fun and very well organised SUP race.

In the end it was Jamie first, Ryan second, Paul third, Mark fourth and Peter fifth.

Meanwhile in the 12’6 class it was a battle from start to finish between Ollie Shilston and Pete Holliday, with Ollie taking the honours. I could see these guys paddling a hundred metres or so behind me one each lap, and it was giving me a good shot of confidence to know I was beating two of the UK’s leading racers. Of course at the finish I found out they were only on 12’6 boards and suddenly my performance didn’t feel so impressive.

Marie Buchanan, who represented the UK at the ISA World in Peru earlier this year, was too strong in the women’s side of the draw and claimed the win.

The 2013 Battle of the Thames was a great event, so if you’re in this part of the world in 12 months time I definitely recommend you hop on the river and give it a go. I’ve never spent much time in the UK, so it was an added novelty for me to be racing in a new country.

Big thanks to the guys from Starboard UK and Bray Lake for giving me a board at the last minute. I was on the 14’x25″ Sprint, which I’d never paddled before but absolutely loved. Definitely gave me an extra place or two. Also keep an eye on the next big event in the UK: The Bray Lake Duathlon on the weekend of June 15th…

2013 Battle of the Thames RESULTS

Click “M/F” to switch between men’s and women’s results
Click “Board Class” to show results for the 14, 12’6, and inflatable classes
Course: 10 miles

#M/FM/F #NameTimeBoard Class#
1M1Jamie Mitchell1:45:22141
2M2Ryan James1:46:46142
3M3Paul Simmons1:49:06143
4M4Mark Slater1:49:44144
5M5Peter Kosinski1:50:32145
6M6Christopher Parker1:50:36146
7M7Oliver Shilston1:51:1212'61
8M8Pete Holliday1:51:2112'62
9M9James Hardy1:53:31147
10M10Benjamin Swails1:54:59148
11M11Sonny EZ1:55:3212'63
12M12Philip Plume1:55:33149
13M13Sam Ross1:56:2814 inflatable1
14M14Andrew Joyce1:56:571410
15M15Tim Bracey1:58:181411
16M16Tim Harley1:58:351412
17M17Aaron Rowe1:59:5312'64
18M18Rob Stewart2:00:321413
20M20Damien Warner2:03:491414
21M21Boyd Shaw2:03:5612'66
22M22Robin Williams2:04:0712'67
23M23Colin Elston2:04:2012'68
24M24Charlie Jones2:04:4112'69
25F1Marie Buchanan2:04:5112'610
26M25Matthew Wall2:07:0412'611
27M26Adam Stiling2:07:0712'6 inflatable1
28M27Jack Parkes2:08:381415
29M28Marco Amat2:08:421416
30M29Tim Rowe2:09:5912'612
31M30Crispin Jones2:10:1112'6 inflatable2
32M31Tim Tredant2:12:0612'613
33M32Tony Peters2:12:141417
34M33Mark Creedon2:12:2712'614
35M34Jay Manning2:12:501418
36M35Chris Bates2:12:5912'615
37M36Chris Kenyon2:12:5912'616
38M37Simon Frost2:13:1212'617
39M38Paul Machon2:14:4912'618
40M39Buster Smith2:15:001419
41M40Keith Gorman2:17:311420
42F2Anna Shekhdar2:17:3512'619
43M41Nick Healey2:18:1512 & under7
44F3Joanne Hamilton-Vale2:19:081421
45F4Lindsay Frost2:21:571422
46M42Daniele Panicucci2:22:1212'620
47M43Neil Myers2:22:2812'621
48F5Mandy West2:23:3612'622
49M44Alan Taylor2:23:4112'6 inflatable3
50M45Dan Rixon2:23:571423
51M46Simon Dunton2:25:1812'6 inflatable4
52M47Tim Leary2:26:4912'623
53M48Paul Holthe2:27:291424
54M49Martin Barlow2:27:3112'624
55M50Stuart Clowser2:32:2212 & under1
56M51Paul Doran2:34:0312'625
57M52Alexis Fruchaud2:34:1512'6 inflatable5
58M53Richard Carrett2:34:281425
59M54Karl Hobbs2:36:0812'626
60M55Dan Brockwell2:41:1312 & under2
61M56Jon Smith2:41:3512 & under3
62M57Vince Freeman2:43:2312'627
63F6Stacey Smithson2:44:1412'628
64F7Laura Scully2:47:0812'6 inflatable6
65F8Lucy Pearce2:49:0812'6 inflatable7
66M58Steve Trott2:51:2912 & under4
67M59John McCabe2:53:1712 & under5
68F9Julia Haggis2:53:3212'629
69F10Candice Betts2:59:4812'6 inflatable8
70M60Dee Caldwell3:13:5712 & under6

2 Mile Recreation Race

1 Paul Williams 31:29.4
2 Stuart Howells 31:38.0
3 Paul Ellis 32:56.5
4 Hanno 34:02.3
5 Leo Munday 34:03.9
6 Ed Haynes 34:14.9
7 Paul O’Sullivan 34:36.6
8 Miles Jones 34:47.6
9 Chris Osman 35:28.1
10 Phil May 35:39.8
11 Cameron Frame (junior) 35:56.0
12 Paul Halliwell 36:18.5
13 Samantha Evans 38:10.6
14 Mark Apel 39:00.9
15 Belinda Smith 42:08.3
16 Luke Wharton (Junior) 46:38.6
17 Zac Wharton 46:53.4
18 Gordon Frame 49:38.3
19 Nichola McCarthy 52:19.3